The new NSFW Express Lunch has just launched in all our churches. It’s Red’s quality in work-friendly portions, for weekday lunch money, meaning you can get back to your desk with just enough True Barbecue in your belly to get through the daily grind.
If you haven’t yet checked out the menu, let the dog see the rabbit, and feast your eyes on this; permission to salivate on your phone, laptop or keyboard.
NACHO PIE (just one of six objects of worship on the menu)
Now you know what you’re working with, how about we tell you Red may just pick up your tab over the next couple of weeks.
Head down to the Leeds, Headingley or Manchester Church of True Barbecue, order from the NSFW Express Lunch menu (Mon – Thur 12pm – 4pm), and Red may bless you with lunch on him. You’ll know it’s you by your bill scripture.
Be quick though, The Hand Of Red will only be around until Thursday 24 Oct.
If you’re one of the chosen ones, be sure to share it on social with the #NOWSFW.
Go forth believers.
Legal Scriptures (Terms & Conditions)
Eligibility: Entry is open to residents of the UK (England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland) aged 16 or over except employees (and their immediate families) of Red’s True Barbecue (UK) (the “Promoter”), its printers and agents, and any other companies associated with the competition.
Promotional Period: The promotion period runs Monday to Thursday, from 12pm – 4pm from w/c Monday 13 Oct to w/c 20 October. The promotion finishes on Thursday 24 October at 4pm.
Entry Requirements: One entry per person. To enter, customers must order from the Express Lunch menu.
Winner Selection: The winner(s) will be drawn every hour between 12pm – 4pm at random under independent supervision each day during the Promotional Period.
Winner Notification: The winner will be notified at the end of their meal whether they have won the prize.
Prize: 320 prizes available to be won. 4/hour available at Red’s Leeds, 5/hour available at Red’s Manchester and 2/hour available at Red’s Headingley. The prize is one dish from the Express Lunch menu, valued at RRP £6.95. Customers will not be charged for their meal.
The prizes are as stated, are not transferable to another individual and no cash or other alternatives will be offered in whole or in part.
Prizes are subject to availability
In the event of circumstances outside the reasonable control of the Promoter, or otherwise where fraud, abuse, and/or an error (human or computer) affects or could affect the proper operation of this promotion, and only where circumstances make this unavoidable, the Promoter reserves the right to cancel or amend the promotion or alter the terms of competitions at any time, but will always endeavour to minimise the effect to participants in order to avoid undue disappointment.
The Promoter reserves the right to verify all entries including but not limited to asking for address and identity details and to refuse to award a prize or withdraw prize entitlement and/or refuse further participation in the promotion and disqualify the participant where there are reasonable grounds to believe there has been a breach of these terms and conditions or any instructions forming part of this promotions entry requirements or otherwise where a participant has gained unfair advantage in participating in the promotion or won using fraudulent means.
In the event of a prize being unavailable, the Promoter reserves the right to offer an alternative prize of equal or greater value.
The winner(s) agree(s) to the use of their name, photograph and disclosure of county of residence and will co-operate with any other reasonable requests by Red’s True Barbecue elating to any post-winning publicity.
A list of winner’s names and counties can be found by writing to the Promoter at the below address within 3 months of the closing date.
Where applicable, the decision of the General Manager is final based on the criteria set out in the promotion.
The provider of the prize is specified within the promotional material.
Your personal details will only be used for the purposes of administering this promotion and for no other purposes.
In the event of a discrepancy between these standard terms and conditions and the details in the promotional material (or any other terms and conditions provided/referred to at the time of entry), the details of the promotional material (and any other terms and conditions provided/referred to at the time of entry) shall prevail.
Promoter: Red’s Smoque Limited (TA Red’s True Barbecue) 36 Call Lane, Leeds LS1 6DT